Just wait until Quantum Physics turns you into a monkey.
The odds are incredibly small, but the rest of eternity is a long time.

Can't we have something like "net-neutrality" for e-readers and video viewers?
I mean, it is kind of the same principle.

Also, people start working on mainframes again. Except now they call it "the cloud".

Could you then please sketch what an Uber advertorial should like like?

Thank goodness my Amazon drone-delivered goods were not destroyed by this incident.

Will this be a darknet, where google and wikipedia pretend that santa claus exists?

Good for them.
Open sourcing .NET will probably work better than just shouting "developers, developers, developers!!!"

/dev/null

I guess that's why all iPhones look exactly the same then.

This would be good news for the WINE project!

Now I'm wondering when we'll see the first compatibility layer allowing OS/X programs to be run on linux.

We will probably never fully understand physics.
Why?

Well, we cannot explain experiential consciousness, or in other words explain why we are here and observe everything around us. While that alone could be explained by an observer that is outside of this universe, but the fact that I am bringing this up in a discussion is proof that this thing we call consciousness is actually part of physics.

The internet is a life form:

1. it is growing (new devices are added every day)
2. reproducing (new subnets are created every day)
3. functional
4. continually changing

Big data makes generalizations, like: if you're black, female, etc. you (can) make less money.
This is discrimination. On the basis of this alone, big data should be forbidden.

And I thought the shortage was due to the steadily increasing popularity of silicone implants.

Switching rendering engines between Gecko, Webkit and IE.