It reminds me of this:

"We want to rape some kids and there are people who are stopping and punishing us, take them to jail!"

I hate ads. I will give you money if you need it and you do good things with it. It is simpler and I do not get annoyed.

She will pay that after she gets tenure at the same university. It will take a little longer though.

I have an interesting story about him that I probably should not share and most certainly should not share under my moniker... However...

I had a younger friend call me and ask if I had any good weed. I, of course, did. They wanted to share some "Maine Skunk" with this gentleman as he was doing a gig at Sunday River. It is a rather long drive but I meandered down and was rather kind. So this old man met Afroman and I am going to stop the story here. The first part I am absolutely positive will impact nobody other than myself (if anyone) but the rest is, most certainly, private and rather surreal. A good time was had by all, that is the important bit.

This is /. - they would have mentioned the erection.

If I call him a Nazi am I invoking Godwin or telling the truth??? This is my paradox... That is not pair of docs, that is when you have two versions of the manual and no about.txt to figure out which version you have.

Excellent, thank you. It is in my book collection, somewhere... I am sure it is on a shelf too. *sighs* I need to hire an intern or something.

Half a tank? LOL I would have drained it to be on the safe side. I am like that though and have a lot invested as I am a bit of a car buff but not a mechanic (much - I hate getting my hands dirty or hurt) so I would just have it towed. AAA FTW.

Was that Tetris or the Tux game though?

Cool, I may look there (though I do not recall ever using that distro) to see where they come from and whatnot. I may then find the distro I am thinking of. Thanks. Anyone else?

Yeah, I meant proper names but I was being dump/brain farting. It happens with age.

How many people died?

George Washington? Man, you are old.

Most ignore the truth and root for their team regardless. Vote third party. You are throwing your vote away BUT if enough of us do it we may get noticed. And then, to quote Guthrie, we will have a movement.

Beer and circuses... Time tested and approved.

*whistles innocently*

I did warn folks - even here on /. did I warn folks. No, at no time did I recommend the Republican opposition. I throw my vote away on third party candidates just because I hope they notice. They probable do not notice though.