For some reason that sentence makes me think of Joey from "Beneath a steel sky"
I know he was no android, but he changed his appearance to a welderbot, and I clearly remember that he helped steal some WD40 from a store room.

Ahh those where the days, now time to download ScummVm and relive them

Will it work as a regular screwdriver? if so will it be universal?
I allways miss the particular bit i need.

This proves that the sum af embaresment is constant. or perhaps it even inflates and grows over time.
BEcause now he not only had to deal with the initial embaresment, but also hade the added embaresment of explaining why he waited so long.
And on top of thet he get to be an /. celeberty. AND avery one si speculating why he is called the "goat man". I can see another embaresment coming his way

Sounds to me like you are describing Minegraft.
Great game, and I sincearly hope that Mr. Uwe Boll makes the movie soon

And it's 50 million light years away so make the age 50 000 031 years old

I think "NELL" is Anonymous
I think "NELL" is fapping
I think "NELL" wants maour sauce

110010111001001010100100111010012

What if it is decimal?
110 nonillion, 10 octillion, 11 septillion, 1 sextillion, 1 quantrillion, 10 quadrillion, 100 trillion, 100 billion, 11 million, 10 thousand and 11

Ok so we (as in humanity) wait another 100 years. but by then scientists say that if we wait another 100 we can reduce the fly time even more...
after that wait some new guy states that if we just wait 100 more years we can get there in even shorter time.
This way of thinking will leave us stranded on earth for ever because there is always a faster way of travelling just around the corner...

this reminds me of Zeno's paradoxes

This seams like a job for an "Orion class" spaceship.
http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/george_dyson_on_project_orion.html
lets say it takes 1000yers to get there, and assuming 3 generations every 100 years. This planet is _only_ 30 generations away

This looks like a honeypot to me

EDIT: Sorry Honeyball.

I had this speed in my home in Sweden for a couple of years now. Fibre all the way to my apartment 1000/100Mbit for ~$139/month (antivirus, and rental movies included) Nice to see that the US of A is catching up with the world ;)

Here you can listen online http://uvb-76.blogspot.com/2010/08/august-23-2010-935am-pst-voice.html

I would ask them, but I'm currently being pounded into the pavement. I have to wait until the sun sets...

As an former employee at iNOC i can assure you that 10.197.19.1 is up and responding.
However I can see that there are some problems with the quantum entanglement connection to your solar system.

I recomend you read the book A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson. apart from beeing funny it's also informative.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Walk_in_the_Woods