Voltage doesn't kill - the 50,000V of a taser is much less dangerous than dropping a hair drier plugged into a 120V outlet is. Van de Graaff generators routinely approach half a million volts and they have kids touch the sphere to make their hair stand up. Again, VOLTAGE DOES NOT KILL.

There's always Amazon. But Best Buy alone has 9 on their website at the moment. They are out there - slowly fading away, but they're still out there.

I still see DVD/VHS combo units around fairly frequently....

Wouldn't the pants be kinda smelly by now if you haven't worn any other pants for years?

Once upon a time I wrote an accounting and office administration application using a DOS product called DataEase. Shortly before I left for bigger and better things I rigged it so once a year the bottom border on the primary menu screen would be replaced with a message in HEX wishing me a happy birthday.

It has come to my attention that as I prepare to leave office my previous instructions to make all email and other documentation available to the shredder was incorrect. The correct policy is to make everything available to the archiver. If you have any concerns please feel free to pick up a copy of the standard presidential pardon boilerplate from my secretary's desk. Thank you, W