You know, it really wasn't using both hands at the same time that was the problem. At least for me, the real problem was coordinating the two feet at the same time. Unless we're driving a motorbike...

You're ignoring the fact that that $8,000 Rolex is probably made of gold/platinum, with actual diamonds/whatever. You pay the insane prices for the quality of the watch as well as the name. So while the $80 counterfeit watch may look the same, it's only the same watch on a very superficial level. So yes, about $4,000 of the price is for the name alone, there is a very real difference between genuine and counterfeit goods.

Wow. Just wow.