It's not often i'd say i'd be annoyed at the slashdot community, but this time around the advice here is truly below par.
ANYONE who's suggesting this guy gets an SLR is an IDIOT. Read the question again, and lets go thru it line by line shall we?
- I've managed to go my entire adult life without owning an actual camera.
READ: I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE WITH CAMERAS!
- I've owned photosensors that were shoehorned into various other gadgets, but I've gotten to the point where the images produced by my smartphone aren't cutting it. My question: what camera would you recommend for getting into basic photography?
READ: I take photos with a smartphone! I want to step up from that. Zoom, flash and resolution, thats all i need.
- I don't mean that in the sense of photography as a hobby or a profession, but simply as a method for taking images — of friends, family, and projects — that actually look good.
READ: i want to point a little box at something and get a decent picture. I dont want to understand aperture, focus, iso, etc..
- I figure a decent camera will run me a few hundred dollars, which is fine. But I don't have the expertise to know at what point spending more money isn't going to do me, as a camera newbie, any good. Any thoughts?
READ: I HAVE NO USE FOR AN SLR, NOR DO I WANT TO SPEND THAT KIND OF MONEY. Seriously people I have lens filters that wouldn't fit into "a few hundred bucks", the results you get out of a dirt-cheap SLR are garbage compared to the point-and-shoot you'll get for the same. Good example: canon 550d + kit lens's > "a few hundred bucks", and yet its pretty crappy bang-for-buck compared to a point-and-shoot you'll get for the same $. Sure, you can strangle a 550d with its kit lenses into giving you some good shots, but its not a place to start and it certainly not simple.
Hell, even a point-and-shoot for a "few hundred bucks" has some of the control you can get in SLR's these days, so if the OP finds those functions interesting enough to learn about them, they can start there - not at the SLR.
For the love of god I wish people here would get off the techno-power-nerd superiority complexes and stop looking down at things like point-and-shoot cameras because they believe them to be some lower form of life. For once actually read the question and get the idea of what someone is trying to ask.
Anyone who suggested an SLR, THIS MEANS YOU! get a firm grip on reality, actually look at what the original question was asking for and then go slap yourselves.