Spontaneous celebrations are reported in the BP executive suites...

Unless I invest in a whole new wardrobe, the droid also wins the "fits in my pants" prize.

They WOULD because if you change some letters in Roswell and add one, you get Scroogle! Isn't it obvious???! It should be to the aliens who run Google. Clearly the government has you in their clutches - only an upgrade to TinFoilHat 2.3 will save you.

You should know some inside intelligence in dealing with your clients? Seriously: 1) Contact anyone you did any business through the site and explain the situation to them. 2) Contact their DNS registrar and complain 3) If they have an SSL cert - contact the issuing authority and complain 4) Buy a zombie army (computers or people) and attack!

We use this as a demonstration for sex-ed in various parts of the world that the "I'm too big to use a condom" line from a husband just ain't true. Or, if it is, the condom is not the biggest problem.

And for a round the world flight, I'll definitely need one of those in-seat video whats its and some stiff drinks. I'll bet the emergency videos are really tedious. *sniff*

There's a lot of great disaster relief open-source stuff going on in Haiti. Check out Sahana for Haiti. Or the work done on the open street maps project for Port-au-Prince. The map was filled in with routing, street, building state, health facility etc. by some good developers who extracted satellite & other data in a few days; to the point where the marines could use it move trucks around the rubble. Like the 2008 Year of Edits for OSM but for one city in days.

Seriously. At the very least the terms of use should say 'you agree not to use these images to further your demented plans for world domination'. Can you apply to have your volcano's details blocked out?