I'm a Mac user for about 27 years, but I LOL'd.

I won't be buying any more Apple products (I have only bought used for years anyway; saves thousands) until they change their supply chain to be environmentally sustainable and not abusive of workers (a problem which is not unique to Apple, of course). Which is unlikely to ever be resolved in China. So...

2) Reiser4 is alive and well, and should be in mainline "real soon now".

OS X has had hardware accelerated Quartz, "Quartz Extreme" since 10.2 Jaguar, available August 2002, so close enough to 10 years.

And yeah, as another replier notes, NEXTSTEP had hardware accelerated blitting in the 1980s. The window manager on a NeXT Cube is not noticeably less snappy moving windows around than a Mac of today.

Chernobyl was a big ball of s**t that only proved the US had better procedures, precautions, and design than the Russians

Wow. Go look up hubris in a dictionary.

hoping that Dropbox and partners will not start telling people what can/can't be backed up

Oh come on—I'd be surprised if this wasn't already happening. Read the fine print.

So Microsoft and Saint "I'm an honest rich man! And a hero!" Gates reap free publicity from this kid even in death.