Comment Drama (Score 1) 296
Go into drama. You'll spend lots of time interacting directly with women, and if you get the right material, possibly fooling around with them. All for the sake of art, of course.
The Farnsworth Paradox
Actually, it's The Farnsworth Parabox. It had boxes! And a PAIR of them! HA! And then there were more than two boxes, but let's forget about that for the moment.
Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none.