But people in uniform are always perfectly sane:

'Cannibal cop' allegedly wanted to cook woman for Thanksgiving

Prosecutors said phone and computer records showed he had been building a database of women -- complete with personal information and physical descriptions -- as part of a plot to kidnap, torture, cook and eat them.

"This case is all the more disturbing when you consider Valle's position as a New York City police officer and his sworn duty to serve and protect," the U.S. attorney, Preet Bharara, said in a statement at the time.

Plinkett Reviews: Revenge of the Sith

I felt a need to respond to this post.... but what... oh, I know:

Jeff Wayne's War of the World's

The Oncoming Storm stuff comes from the Doctor Who Expanded Universe. Stuff like comic books and radio shows that were outside of, but based on, the TV continuity.

Man size invisibility cloaks or Guymelef size invisibility cloaks?

"Parlor Maid"

Let's see, there's Bangai-O Spirits:

Bangai-O Spirits

Wario Ware DIY:

Wario Ware D.I.Y.

KORG DS-10 Plus:

KORG DS-10 Plus

By the way, for obvious reasons, I really, really like this religion.

If only I could believe in things other than boring old science, I'd be signing up!

No, this particular temple has him reborn as a Yaksha:

Yaksha (Sanskrit: ààà¥à yaká£a)[1] is the name of a broad class of nature-spirits, usually benevolent, who are caretakers of the natural treasures hidden in the earth and tree roots.

I'm not being flip here, but it essentially reminds me of a Leprechaun.

"In Hindu, Jain, and Buddhist mythology, the yaká£a has a dual personality. On the one hand, a yaká£a may be an inoffensive nature-fairy, associated with woods and mountains; but there is also a darker version of the yaká£a, which is a kind of ghost (bhuta) that haunts the wilderness and waylays and devours travelers, similar to the raká£asas."

According to the temple, Steve Jobs hasn't gotten angry yet, so he's still in the "inoffensive nature-fairy" phase and not the "haunting the wilderness and waylaying and devouring travelers phase."

  However, if he gets angry... watch out!

It reminds me of this: Boss suggests working overtime.

Where do people get this idea that Mr. Market is a rational man, doling out "discipline" to those who "deserve" it. Mr. Market is a homicidal maniac who eats his young, s about as rational as Jeffrey Dahmer.