I always use "Swordfish". Nobody will guess that.

So will it come with a warning to not wear a red shirt while using one?

By a freak mischance, the study was done on retired CIA workers who could neither confirm nor deny that they remembered anything.

... a direct hit by a Sarah Palin

But they said information, so not much TV counts. (do they subtract for Fox news?)

Indeed - lets look at that: What is claimed is: > 1. A method in a computer system for processing a message having a sequence of packets, the method > comprising: > providing a plurality of components, each component being a software routine for converting data > with an input format into data with an output format; Every file convertor ever written does this part. Nothing new here. > for the first packet of the message, This is standard patentese - it does not mean anything > identifying a sequence of components for processing the packets of the message such that the > output format of the components of the sequence match the input format of the next component in > the sequence; and So, this is claiming the ability to recognize a sequence of components that need to run to do the conversion from the first packet. But this is just a function of the input data. It just means the data is "flat" in some sense. Absolutely nothing new here. > storing an indication of each of the identified components so that the sequence does not need to > be re-identified for subsequent packets of the message; and > for each of a plurality of packets of the message in sequence, > for each of a plurality of components in the identified sequence, > retrieving state information relating to performing the processing of the component with the > > previous packet of the message; So this looks like a claim on software pipelining. You do a bit of processing, save some state, and send the data on its way. There must be hundreds of uses of this prior to 1999. Its probably even in the textbooks in 1999. > performing the processing of the identified component with the packet and the retrieved state information; and > storing state information relating to the processing of the component with the packet for use when processing the next packet of the message Well, yeah, how else would you do it?

Are you sure there is an invention buried in there somewhere? Can someone explain what they claim to have invented? The claims were so generic I could not find a there there.

What happened to dark greeny brown with bright yellow bits?

Its worse than that. We've been firing vacuum cleaners at enemy aircraft.

Quite right - that would limit the current police powers much too severely.

Half the focus group users did not want in-focus photos taken of them for a few days each month. Some idiot male programmer clearly mistyped the constant.

I wonder if they managed to use just black and white stones or whether they have a (countable?) infinity of colors of stones.

Presumably its a co-ordination language and data flows between stones down and to the right. Perhaps Black and white might just represent arity and what a stone actually did might not be denoted by color. You would have monadic stones (white?) and dyadic stones (black?) and the syntax would require that monadic stones have at most one stone above or to the left since they can only accept one input at a time.

Either that or the language would be weakly typed and data arriving from above or from the left would be processed separately.

The board would have a left and a top which would accept inputs from the environment but could extend infinitely to to bottom and right.

So you can only run it on one Apple branded computer at a time, but as many non-Apple branded computers as you wish?

Is the "must be Apple branded" alsewhere in the EULA?

Your keyboard should have a http://www./ key.

I don't know. I never have really understood Statistical Mechanics and I have probably not already died in a car accident.