They just don't (in general) have the ability to simply stick to a sensible lifestyle.
I see conspiracy theorists as an example of believing in a very unlikely scenario to boost your ego.
I recently saw an article (here?) about a study that found that subscribing to conspiracy theories correlates strongly with a low self-image.
Well, I love a good conspiracy theory, but I also think I'm fucking wonderful, so that's your theory blown out the water.
This would have to be a VERY well organized conspiracy. (Which alone should debunk this theory. Government is too inept to pull something like this off.)
Knocking "the government" without evidence is itself a fairly paranoid thing to do.
I would say that governments were actually pretty good at covering things up, so your argument is not a strong one.
90% of our species might be wiped out, but I doubt we'd go extinct...
Oh, well that's all right then.
I bet The Road is your idea of a wet dream.
Striking first only works if you also destroy the opposition's ability to respond.
Flirtation isn't sexual harassment.
Yeah, you subtly flirt; but that creepy guy over there annoying that woman with crude sexual innuendos and inappropriate invasioin of her body space is...oh you're looking in a mirror.
When they came home they asked me if we could get Minecraft. I told them, "of course not - go outside and build a treehouse. Get some sunshine while you're at it".
Because, of course, there's no possibility of kids both playing Minecraft sometimes, and playing in the woods at other times. It has to be one or the other, for ever.
With the Internet, you can tailor yourself to be exactly what the voter wants you to be. No more bad hairdays. No more potential assassins.
Yes, it's an often-overlooked fact that there's been no political violence since the internet was invented.
an oozie
A slime gun?
When Australia banned guns, there were a lot of dickheads saying we would be much safer: But crime increased, a lot
Yeah, because the only thing that stops crime is having a heavily armed populace able to defend themselves 24/7 with concealed machine guns.
Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them over the horizon. -- K.A. Arsdall
