Flirtation isn't sexual harassment.
Yeah, you subtly flirt; but that creepy guy over there annoying that woman with crude sexual innuendos and inappropriate invasioin of her body space is...oh you're looking in a mirror.
When they came home they asked me if we could get Minecraft. I told them, "of course not - go outside and build a treehouse. Get some sunshine while you're at it".
Because, of course, there's no possibility of kids both playing Minecraft sometimes, and playing in the woods at other times. It has to be one or the other, for ever.
With the Internet, you can tailor yourself to be exactly what the voter wants you to be. No more bad hairdays. No more potential assassins.
Yes, it's an often-overlooked fact that there's been no political violence since the internet was invented.
an oozie
A slime gun?
When Australia banned guns, there were a lot of dickheads saying we would be much safer: But crime increased, a lot
Yeah, because the only thing that stops crime is having a heavily armed populace able to defend themselves 24/7 with concealed machine guns.
once I put aside my incredible envy of anyone who can leave this small rock
They're having a quick trip a few miles up in the air, not colonising the fucking galaxy.
If you genuinely believe that, say, all women are mentally deficient, and you communicate those views, most people will simpy think you're stupid. It doesn't really matter what words you use, it's the absurdity of the underlying beliefs that gets people's backs up.
I agree that political correctness has ruined public discourse
What a load of bollocks.
Its use is compulsory in EU countries, but you make it sound as though it is something invented by the left out of contrariness or stupidity.
Programming is like driving a car: some people are incapable of driving without killing bystanders or themselves, the majority can get by quite happily going shopping, and a few are F1 racing drivers.
Most programs, and especially most iPhone apps, are my mum going to Tesco's, not Lewis Hamilton pipping Nico Rosberg by two hundredths of a second in the final title-deciding race of the season.
Java is the worst thing that has happened in all human history
It's OK, you don't have to sit on the fence. Just tell us how you feel.
You lost me by not even knowing how to type 'postGres'. Let me learn you something genius Oracle boy. PostgreSQL. Some people just say 'postgres'. There is no such thing as 'postGres'.
Er, he did know how to type "postGres", as evidenced by his post which contains the word "postGres".
And if your standards are so high that you can't cope with someone typing "G" instead of "g" you must find using the internet a fucking nightmare.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
