You read a couple thousand hours playing a single game.
She reads "easily entertained and focuses on a single repetitive activity. Just have to stock up on learning games and mommy can have lots of Me time."

I don't see ads because I run adblock.
But I'm not deluded enough to believe ads don't have a legitimate use.

Slapping a sponsored link to adobe at the top of my search for "pdf editor" is vastly different than overwriting the links and sending me to a hack job website trying to sell me genuine counterfit handbags, black magic love slavery spells, and adobe pro licenses for 1/10th what they normally cost.

Google is providing a service, or is serving ads on behalf of the webpage owner you are viewing.
Superfish is getting ad revenue without providing you a service.

If you can't tell the difference between a legitimate and limited advertiser and leech malware then you need your eyes checked.

15 year old Handheld GPS receiver...

It should have gone away when the soviets did. It hasn't made any sense since the 80's.
Well, other than for a way for TV shows/movies to show off how rich someone is by offering the main character a cuban cigar.

This stuff is perfectly legal to own in the blocked areas. The content owners just want to make sure someone viewing their content in Germany must pay the German price for it, instead of say the French price. Even if the customer is French, already bought the content in France, and is visiting Germany temporarily.

The Nazi stuff, on the other hand, is not legal in Germany.

Anaheim, ca 6 years ago. We had exactly 1 option, cable. Dsl wasn't available despite the apartments across the alley having it. And the wifi provider didn't have a good enough signal.

$0.003/gallon surcharge for value added chemicals to ensure no stray shale clogs their piping.

I'd laugh if it turned out to be Dell's test boot proxy and a glitch in the windows activation has it send the request despite having a cached activation.

Dunno, but possibly huge like dark matter interaction.
It's like with radioactive elements a hundred years ago. They didn't know what the stuff could actually do, so they painted it on clock faces to make them visible in the dark.
Here they could have the key to warping space/time, and the first use is to putter along in orbit cheaply.

"With pouty lips and an amazing rack, Blow White is the naughtiest in the sack."

Nah, just E.
It will be introduced to the public via incredibly annoying commercials featuring stereotypical frat guys telling each other "Duuuude! She so wants the E!" "Ya man, I showed her my E last night and she was all over it!" and so on. Ending with them in uncomfortable silence after one of them (probably the token uncool guy) makes a homoerotic comment about another guy's E.

On a Computer, Online, In the Cloud!
Synergy!

Ok, I'm all buzzworded out...

Bah, unsustainable! Only Coal, Oil, and Natural Gas can supply the clean, affordable power Real Americans need to see.
Next they'll be wasting our tax dollars on wind, tidal, and hydro powered implants.

Niblog.