You don't understand the theory of evolution.
We are no improved monkeys. Every species living today is the pinnacle of its own evolution. Our minds and civilisation are a glitch, a side product, not a evolutionary goal. The only goal of evolution is survival and reproduction.

You are as stupid (or troll) as the parent is.
Condoms help people, that already have AIDS, exactly how? How do they help children born with AIDS? The African rape victims? The recent Korean transplant patients, where they got infected organs because of some diagnostic snafu?
FYI, malaria is not a bacterium. Antibiotics help you exactly as much as condoms. There are antimalarics, but they are expensive, and their side effects can be as debilitating as malaria itself. Also, malaria is becoming resistant.
Not happy yet.

Hey, Kim Jong Il, is that you?

I have 2 personal favourites in similar vein: "Not tested on animals" on dog shampoo, and "Avoid direct exposure to sunlight" on sun cream.

Same was said about trips to the moon, back in the time.
Not to say you're wrong, just adding "We will see.".

Ever heard of "sport"?

So is cooking. And yet we don't call it science.

And ducks are fish.

A vaccine is just a mix of selected proteins (called antigens). You accidentally "vaccinate" yourself with thousands of such antigens every time you eat a hamburger.

You must be working for the TSA.

...if police is your friend.

OT - I have no idea what happened.

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I agree with the first 4 words of that.

Like this one?

You can also filter the sound by training your brain not to notice the awful sound, by a process called autohypnosis. This video can help.