Any windows "update" without providing domain membership & policies or RDP capabilities is worthless and will be (& has been) replaced with Linux. If your windows game wont at least run under wine, then I wont be purchasing it. WTP is filled with useless 'features' "Picture of the Day", "live" tiles, sports, weather, disabled/deleted where possible. Needs a pre-installed group policy/wizard to turn such bloat off.

E.G. Polititcians and Corporate Executives

do faradays breed in captivity?

almost as effective, dont pee on you hands (although urine is essentially sterile as it leaves your body) or wipe yourself with the bare fingers of your left hand.

only because there is not enough time to sign all the executive orders that would be required. The spirit is willing, but his fleshy fingers cramp up.

Subject sez it all (politically incorrectly).

Wesleys's simple solution (try saying that 10 times fast)
invert the photon charge of the deflector array... AGAIN

Shouldn't that be ululation?

the banners are animated GIF with accompanying audio at full volme.

Unless you encounter bookshelves where the fantasy and vampire stories are mixed with the science fiction. I get the urge to go mix the romance shelves with the mysteries in retaliation

after being fixed would you stop humping the furniture?

so that wing transplant was for nothing. maybe you can get a refund.

Is there a FORTH interpreter for it?

Purulent Unwanted Shiat [PUS] almost recursive. complete with an accurate visual image of the object oozing and malodorous.