Stop anthropomorphizing the Trans-Neptunian objects.
They hate it when you do that!
I certainly don't have any windows on my cubicle.
In Norway it is mandatory for all offices to have a natural source of light (e.g. windows) within a certain distance. If you work somewhere this is not possible, say a factory floor, there are strict rules about the quality of the light. Intensity, colors etc.
You want scientific? Ok, here you go: http://www.mathstat.uottawa.ca/~rsmith/Zombies.pdf It is a mathematical model of how the zombies will spread.
It is not as optimistic as cracked.com I am afraid.
People expect a life free of disease,
I have had a few courses in medicine (in Norway, yay) and I must say: After I read a book on how much stuff could go wrong in my body I am amazed I'm ever healthy at all!
UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. -- Doug Gwyn