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Comment Re:Replusive (Score 1) 505

Write once - deploy everywhere.

Name one other language that is as well supported and as broadly implemented as JavaScript?

With technologies like Node.js - it can run on both the client and the server.

Sure, there are inconsistencies in implementation - but the bulk of functionality is supported in every implementation.

Comment My best answer, was a question (Score 1, Offtopic) 692

When interviewing for a tech support manager position with a company in San Diego - I went through a whole slew of interviews on the same afternoon. director of sales, director of product development, director of software engineering and finally the director of customer service.

That last interview had to be the best interview of my life. Not because I had good answers for all of the questions (I did). Not because I was a great fit for the position (I was). And not because I really wanted the job (I really did). It was the best interview of my life because I sat and had a long conversation with what I believe to be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Mmm, Mmm Anna.

At the end of the interview, she asked "Do you have any questions for me". I had only one. "Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?"

Sadly, Anna said she was married.

That afternoon, I was hired. On my first day, I met Christina (Anna's assistant) the second most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Mmm, Mmm Christina. I spent the next 2 years flying around the country with Anna and Christina going to trade shows (to set up the equipment), and to customer sites to assess their needs.

I loved that job. The scenery was great.

Comment Re:How long would that last... (Score 4, Insightful) 353

Not very long.

Um...22 years next Tuesday.

Part of the beauty of a software development career is that you're constantly asked to do things that you don't necessarily know how to do. When has a customer ever contacted a developer and asked "Can you do this very common thing that everybody can do in their sleep?" - Never! The question is always "We have this incredibly technical thing we want done, and nobody here knows how to do it - can you figure it out?" (paraphrasing, of course)

It's always new and refreshing. I find the challenges invigorating - and often I find myself up until all hours because I've come to an understanding of something new and I want to see it to completion (or a good stopping point).

Every task, every day, every job is a triumph.

I even find it enjoyable to explain to my customers that I don't know how to do something. Part of the explanation includes my excitement to learn how to accomplish it. If I've explained it right, they're as excited for me to do the work as I am. They have a desire to see the job done - and so do I, but for entirely different reasons.

One of the greatest joys is learning how many developers before me declined to try, or tried and failed. For my last contract, my customer explained that I was the 5th developer they contacted - and the only one to submit a proposal.

The software went live Monday, and I couldn't be happier. My customer is in a pretty good mood too.

Comment Re:Moral of the story (Score 4, Insightful) 252

When has a video camera ever stopped someone from doing exactly what they intend to do? Youtube is full of examples of people behaving badly in front of a video camera (sometimes - because of the video camera)

Sure, video cameras may cause people to reconsider their behavior - but a criminal intent on committing a crime will just wear a mask or disable the camera with some high-tech sticky tape. If the group is repairing the machines so their modification can't be detected - nobody would be the wiser. They might consider the tape to be the work of a prankster and peel it off.

Maybe if the video camera was attached to a flame-thrower - that might do the trick.

Comment Re:Urban Tribe? (Score 1) 117

I suspect that if run against my picture, I'd be classified as either Biker or Hipster (although I'm neither). The algorithm probably fails against anyone who doesn't live in an urban environment, so I guess the results would be inaccurate anyway.

Why is so much effort placed on classifying a person. You belong to X group, or Y group or Z group - what if I don't like or associate with any of those groups? What if my long beard has nothing to do with motorcycles? I suppose it's marketing related - but I'm tired of being classified.

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