Just because today's customer THINKS they are more sophisticated because multiple devices can be easily connected to a home network as a result of standards and effective design created by hardworking engineers.

Simple solution -- beer. Visiting the pub could become a mandatory activity for lunch everyday to recharge. And don't forget dessert!

But this story was not spun from thin air. It speaks of the gift of circuitry delivered by gold, nanoscale, and polymyrrh.

If you swirl some more drink over ice and consume, your eyes will roll all by themselves. And the prognostication articles will be more entertaining.

Only if printed on white mice at a circuit density 1000 times higher than normal human circuits.

If transparent in visible light, is the circuit visible in UV light or other wavelengths?

Is that why fat people are proliferating?
[EOS - End of Sarcasm]

For geology, I preferred Blanchard Springs Cavern in Arkansas and Mammoth Cave in Tennessee.

Nerd...
Don't say it in public; you could embarrass yourself.

Slashdot, we have a bug.

Fiats are so hard to attach a value; their use as currency would never work. "I'll give you 50 Fiats for that house; and one Fiat to the real estate agent for commission"?? When the agent already has a luxury car, the Fiat would be unused.
Although each individual Fiat is (trans)portable, porting a number of them around for purchases would require logistical managerial skills most people don't have.

Funnier without the formatting. Sounds the HP salesman show tried to sell me HP junk.

You would have to ensure the script maintains the "golden ratio" for the displayed art or you lose the visual impact of rightness provided by the screenshot. The script would need a lookup table for variable fonts to ensure proper ratios to keep that golden ratio. Oh, now this is no longer a script but now a small app with a database; sounds like an open source project. Need to setup some space on github to keep track of the project.....what were we doing in the first place?

Used daily. No Android device comes close to the functionality Palm OS and applications on a Palm TX.

I see you like pointless, self-flagellating work.
A whole catalog with all the pretty pictures.
The actual source, Fastenation rolls of precut velcro, each tenant uses a different color, are mandatory in my datacenter.