You forgot the link.

I know a porn star who has some prominent tattoos that are not permanent (possibly Henna that she has re-inked). They are her trademark, but also an exit strategy from the porn biz. Retire, take a vacation to let the ink fade. Then she can go out in public as the woman who looks like that porn star, but without the tats.

E-Ink tattoos with a programmer that works by proximity through the skin.

Just turn it on its side and smack it a couple of times. That's how I get loose bits out of machinery.

The Island

Someone keeps swiping all the Scarlett Johansson spare parts to build their own copy.

Which means that I have to install/maintain a gtkapp on ever desktop that needs to access gtkclient. No thanks. In a corporate environment, that could be thousands of desktops.

This is the sort of architecture that only Microsoft could love, with per-seat licenses for each user.

With X, it is: Xclient->network->Xserver

And Xserver is available on numerous OSs, so there's no desktop lockin.

Black holes that small would be hard to see. And if created by advanced civilizations with LHC-sized accelerators, very rare. And then these black holes would evaporate via Hawking radiation quite rapidly (on astronomical time scales).

Still waiting to see some s/w dev in my neighborhood buy a Tesla and get the plate HCF

... software developers say no.

Forth is a 'write only' language.

A 'China Syndrome' event is not possible in Japan.

The gloop would come out somewhere around South America.

Gloop is an element. TFS didn't say exactly which isotopic form of Gl they are looking for.

Nice if you could load up $20 on Apple pay and pass it to the cop along with your DL.

Here's an alternative implementation.

Cop says: "My reader's battey died and is charging in my patrol car. Give me your phone and I'll carry it back to read it."

Added benefit: Cop has your phone/camera now so you can't record the subsequent beating.

Unless you are in the EU:

FTFY.