The problem is, by third parties paying him, it sets a precedent for rewarding Facebook's bad behavior.

Nah. Now everybody knows that instead of getting $500 from Facebook telling them about their bugs, they can get $12k from the community by just hacking them directly.

Robbing Peter to Pay Paul

yikes! What about poor Mary? She gets nothing?

We've got the Van Allen belt... what are the other two, Van Morrison and Van Johnson?

Let's hope it stays at three so we don't get a Van Damme belt as well.

Python 3000

Yeah, but you'll end up in San Francisco in 1986 so it won't do you any good.

was anybody talking to you, faggot? if you value your health, you better shut the fuck up too.

Dude, decaf.

How do they work?

Neelix is the Jar Jar Binks of Star Trek.

Now where's that "+1 so true" mod when you need it?

So no tax can fund school where girls attend for a Taliban?

Yeah, I actually saw this presentation at Siggraph back in '05 and it was really cool. When I saw this one I was wondering if they came up with something new, but it looks like exactly the same thing.

We read all this stuff trying to understand anything and all, and then the next paper they release will just say "Bazinga!"

Another classic along the same line is "The Hackers Diet". It's more about dieting and motivation than exercise, but well written and often funny (at least I thought so in the early 90's when I read it) http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/www/hackdiet.html

Good list indeed, but probably not for another four/five years or so. Three is very young for all that. Every kid is different, but my four year old is definitely not ready for that. My six year old, however, is starting to show interest. Early stuff like the first tintin's were written for a different world and could be better suited for an age when you can explain a thing or two in some context to your child.

I suppose Monetize means using "Hollywood accounting" to pretend no money was made from enormous profits.
No question Louis CK made good money of it (rightfully so), and I really hope others that use the same methods will as well.
Jim Gaffigans recent Mr. Universe, for example (and yes - get it and see it - best ever)