The DHS and TSA will be going to class to say "Papers, please" with a thick Russian accent.

They've also been given Commodore 64 emulators for Linux and a copy of the classic game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QP5X6fcukM

Another Felix Leiter job well done.

I also believe that there are databases that trace bill serial numbers to the ATMs that distributed them. The banks probably had a database of every bill issued to the criminals. Once they surfaced anywhere, they were going to be tracked. Also, nobody in underworld finance would dare launder that heist. Those were toxic bills and probably why they got caught quickly.

Is this where we queue the Black Sabbath music?

Generals gathered in their masses.....

Pwn20wn is probably the high bar for programming contests. Charlie Miller can walk in there and drop a 0-day for Chrome on the judges and walk out with a check for $100k. Is this not the market at work? Is browser sandbox security now such an integral part of the internet security landscape that it warrants the need to pay, and pay fruitfully for the knowledge of how these exploits work? A young guy, maybe 18, nobody heard of, with no real internet 'cred' from Eastern Europe, who had no real degree or CS education, walked in with an IE9 exploit that defeated DEP once it broke out. It also worked around address randomization.

Unless that guy shows up and earns his rep that way, what's he going to do? Just start a blog and put the exploit code on it?

I would argue that these programming contests are pure market forces, about as pure an application of the free market as one will see on the world stage.

Water in containment
please don't heat
The door is locked
just you and me.
Can I take you to a temperature
that melts glass sweet
You can watch yourself
while you are eating me.
Water in containment
I just can't stop it,
Every Saturday you see me
furiously mopping.
Find no interest in the
pipes and welds
Just a thousand isotopes
in my own sweet self...
Water in containment
You're the water in containment
You're my water in containment
You're my water in containment...
Water in containment

It meant to say "Reactive HOOTERS at State & Main."


It's part of a new network detection system for big, non-artificial breasts detected by a camera system. The roll out is initially for Los Angeles and Beverly Hills, the AI is being perfected by the NCSA guys.

IN the future, Duke is played on Android 2 phones.

Experts Exchange is the Charlie Sheen of IT Knowledge websites. Slashdot, on the other hand, is the Jules Verne of IT knowledge. No, I don't understand my analogy either.

I dunno, Charlie Sheen is doing a pretty fucking good job of getting away with it as well...

Luke: You know, I think that R2 unit we bought may have been stolen.
Uncle Owen: What makes you think that?
Luke: Well, I stumbled across a recording while I was cleaning him. He says that he belongs to someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi. I thought he might have meant old Ben. Do you know what he's talking about?
Uncle Owen: Just a fucking Craigslist thing, you know how it is.
Luke: I wonder if he's related to Ben.
Uncle Owen: That wizard is just a crazy old internet pervert. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit to Anchorhead and have it's memory erased. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now.

The Men Who Stare at Goatse.

Ah yes, the Farrely brothers movie...

The court will garnish her wages for up to 30 years.

Build a username which uses Acrostics or Chunking of the place you are going.

My Yahoo account is GPLDANJCYS, which stands for me + Jesus Christ Yahoo Sucks.

Then, you know exactly who is leaking and linking your information, and how you feel about them to begin with.

His name was Mark Klein.

http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2006/05/70914

that was Narus equipment then, as well. The Egyptians saw how good AT&T had gotten at it, and ordered themselves up some of that spy pie.