Comment Re:ps? wc? pssshhhh (Score 1) 382
That's zero processes spawned, folks; it's all done with shell built-ins...
Bravo......well played!!
Comment Well if that's the case, then all I can say is... (Score 1) 650
Arrrrrrr! Ye be spyin' me flag!
Comment Re:From My Simpleton Point of View (Score 1) 535
....Jesus freaking Christ, can't companies do employee evaluations at all?
Simple answer..no way in heck!!
Best evaluation I ever got was worded directly from the old Catbert Mission Statement Generator.
The reviewer even had the gall to suggest that the 1 non-random (read real) part of the review was the one bad part of my evaluation!!
World's Biggest Alarm Clock Shakes You Out of Bed 100
tugfoigel writes "Built by "Kevin" for a contest, this computer-controlled alarm clock is touted as the world's largest. To be more specific, he 'mounted a large air cylinder to the head of [his] bed and a valve, controlled by a computer, which [he programmed] to wake [him] up in the morning.'"
