Re:Interesting concept... (Score 1)

My mother lives in Omaha. She is not the sort to endorse this sort of thing, and I offer it as a bit of light humor, not meant to offend or insult you. She has heard many times from the locals that Nebraskans refer to Iowas as:

Idiots Out Walking Around

Of course, I'm from Baltimore, where folks are routinely referred to as Baltimorons, so take that for what it's worth.