I'm dead.

RIP

Watch out! Ol' Fatface is running for president while his best friend (running mate?) goes out to perfect the Jews.

Is that eloquent enough for ya? Idiot

I do believe the Slashdot moderation system is running Windows Defender. I live on cheap entertainment.

The timing couldn't have been better to make Mexico look like a bargain for the spring breakers. 15 to 1... 15,000 actually, for those who remember.

Tales of Stimulysses, Jeeze! I feel old.

How many people do you think were listening to 45 year old music? Dig the threads.

Study the machine language of the universe, and your gods will show themselves. You might see things as they are, unembellished by your personal monsters. And I'm sure you will be very pleased.

We should be putting all our money into the war effort, right? You all remember the war, don't you? Everybody that loses their job should be given a gun and sent overseas. There you go. Full employment... all for the good fight.

Damn, Almost forgot about the "good" war. "Enduring Freedom". Gotta love those catchy names. Anything to make the sale.

Fuckers

Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls man?

I wanna get hiiigh
so high

Doesn't mean I'm gay or anything. The best you'll get out of me is a firm handshake. So don't get any funny ideas, aight?

If woodchuck could chuck wood?

From Win7 Action Center:
The Windows Update Agent enables your computer to search for and install updates from an update service. The agent can automatically update itself as needed to communicate with the update service when Windows searches for new updates.

Whew!

Are you really a Micheal Moorcock character?

Big jump in journal spamming. Though I'm sure some of you would like to see these things deleted and the accounts closed. Not me. Slashdot's big saving grace is that comments are not deleted, and journals only by their authors. I will never sign up to any site that edits or deletes user comments. Unlike mere moderation, that would be more akin to censorship. And anybody who calls for it is a fascist asshole.

You all should QUITYERBELLYACHIN"!

That's what you get!

I'm gonna learn how write good....

Bah, maybe in the next life.