I had a client who actually bought holy Mary anti-virus stickers to put on the outside of the computer.

The German satire magazine Titanic used a frontpage with an image of the pope with a giant piss stain on his white skirt.
He was not amused.

_That_ was the time to demonstrate support for freedom of expression, but instead he let justice forbid further sales.

It's a survivalist plot.
You can live from these 3 things in the woods if civilization collapses, but they don't want the iGeneration to know.

"This is why I kept telling people to delete emails. Don't save everything, get rid of it. Set Outlook to auto delete on exit and don't give people the option to delete."

Exactly! There is no philosophical wisdom in there that could benefit mankind.
Only dickpics.

"My company deletes emails after 90 days unless you jump through burning hoops to save a limited number of them. And has IM logging forced to disabled. This REALLY sucks when you want to go back to refer to something. "

Is sending a BCC to a personal account and a filter to forward incoming mails to the same account also forbidden?

"If it's found that Twitter handed the account's credentials to IS... they are gonna look pretty bad."

I wonder what the Central Command's first pet was named.

It isn't worth the while for the few days it is unused.

Being an old fart myself, I immediately recognized my wife's hand when she sent me a Morse message.

Am I cool now? Or is it my wife, I'm not sure.

Cheap, easy, reliable.

Pick 2.

"My favorite is when seeing a (seemingly) healthy person get out of a car from a previous hard athletic workout, with a smoothy in hand, and proceed to walk into the Target store. This car is allowed for handicapped parking.

Either this person is borrowing the car of a person who truly is handicapped, or the entire system of what defines someone as handicapped is more broken then they are."

Or they come and get a person in wheelchair in that persons' car whom they brought earlier.
That's how I do it.
I'm aware of the looks that people throw at me.:-)

"I have always had one issue with handicap, While I understand that for a lot of people who need it it really improves their quality of life. "

Only for golfers.

"The problem with online casinos (the ones that are not regulated) is that if the online casino decides you're winning too much, they can just decide to make you lose when you're betting the most (this has actually happened a lot)."

And in the regulated ones, you play against 3 teens that in reality are sitting on the same table and showing each other their hands.

"The issue is that ignoring the betting element of poker when claiming a system is perfect or optimal is nonsense. A 'perfect' poker system would need to be able to decide based on opponent behaviour etc the right amounts to bid to minimise losses and maximise winnings."

The botoxed face, sunglasses and cowboy hats don't mean anything, those work only to impress newbies.