I sometime get that urge but only because all the trackpads I used on PC laptops were crap and/or the size of a postage stamp. A nice size trackpad like the one on Mac laptops or the standalone Apple trackpad makes it unnecessary. Logitech made one for Windows 8 that seems usable as well.

I prefer not to have finger marks on my laptop. Although, strangely enough, it doesn't bother me on the iPad. Possibly because it's easier to orient it so that the marks are not too apparent.

My guess is that it should be "tally attendance records" instead.

It's a feature. You don't need to use Instagram to add a purple tinge to your pictures anymore.

I had read 'poop' instead of 'pop' and thought that I never wanted to laugh that hard.

My thoughts when seeing that scene was :"Why aren't they burning the massive wooden furniture?"

I like the way Gmail implements their classification scheme, i.e. tagging, better than folders. With folders you're restricted to a tree structure but tagging allows you to classify an email in several categories by adding different tags.

What I ended up doing with my emails at work (in Outlook) was to put every old emails into a single folder to be able to use search.

I want a version that can clip to an Oakley Medusa helmet (http://ca.oakley.com/products/2034/5519.

Or require users to create a password that when hashed makes a readable sentence.

This also allows you to drive in the carpool lane.

Am I the first to think Soylent GreenSQL?

Reading the posts that came before yours I'd say yes.

Congratulations!

Usually one hand, at 6:00. [...] I feel it's safer in case the airbag needs to deploy...

Nothing says safe like banging yourself in the nuts when the airbag deploys.

You need to click the Source Code tab on Codeplex, not the Downloads tab.

One what?

Failed attempt at a first post.

You cannot make this shit up.

I think you just did.

He won the AAAS Award for Scientific Freedom and Responsibility in 1988.