If only it worked that well... we'd have flying cars that go .25 light speed :)

And you're too ignorant to think that autonomous cars won't be able to recognize signs of wear and tear, and NOT IGNORE them like many humans do, thinking they'll check it out when they have time.

SOME people like to drive. They like to buy new cars, repair old cars, and do stupid things in fast cars. There, fixed that for ya... Don't assume everyone drives for the same reasons.

Evidently you never got the context. You can't sell something you don't own... that's the point.

I dunno George, who is the Scarecrow? Wait a minute... I'M George!

Probably referring to services like Netflix, Hulu Plus, maybe Amazon Prime.

Mars is the God of War. Saturn is the Roman God of Agriculture ;)

all in the subject...

I got a very nice job offer 3 weeks ago that involves government security clearances. The shutdown has brought this process to a crawl. I've been out of work for 2+ years, it would be nice to have income again.

Exactly my thoughts. You can have LinkedIn import your email contacts for 'contact suggestions' https://www.linkedin.com/fetch/importAndInviteEntry?trk=nav_responsive_sub_nav_add_connections These people probably did this and forgot that they did so.

Unfortunately, many of them already are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_of_Representatives

I didn't mention bleach? I did RTFA :)

Great idea and implementation... at least where you have the type of roof where it can be used. One modification I would add would be to add something to the water in order to make it just a bit cloudy... this would diffuse the light a bit more. Of course, depending on the plastic, it may cloud up as it ages in any case, or start with cloudy plastic (i.e. plastic milk bottles).

Proper cooking will eliminate worry of parasites (think pork and trichinosis... just cook it well and no worries).

"And since there's no hair they're easy to prepare for the oven." Perfect ending to a very reasonable post :)