This is the Ross 2.0 Rifle. The Ross I.0 was abandoned for any other weapon which the doughboys could lay their hands upon.

Unless someone uploads a usable robot repair and upgrading video to YouTube, they will have to keep a few humans around for maintenance.

I was partial to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose

Well, you don't think they would deign to speak to ordinary low-income proles if they were not trying to manipulate them, do you?

They could have been called Wiener Dogs, but that was already taken.

Neither are science deniers. Sentient, I mean. .

A Kiwi.

Sergeant Ramsay: "With these sentries, the temperatures get too high and they pop their chips right off the motherboard." ["Runaway" 1984]

Get married and soon you will long for the good old days when your buttons were pushed only once a day.

It is a Mickey Mouse College which is very close to Mickey Mouse.

Just 45 minutes from Orlando, Florida.

Er ... but I thought CNN had all of their on-air staff gelded.

2. Fill it full of extreme high definition satellite cameras and sell it to NSA.

Good to know. I thought they were referring to the drones on a set of bagpipes. Those suckers would keep any airspace clear.

You don't understand how the government works. As the FAA's work load increases, so does the FAA's workforce, they present statistics on the number of lawbreakers they are trying to bring to justice and the FAA's budget increases, your taxes go up, and eventually you go to jail -- not because you did not operate an unauthorized UAC, but because you fell afoul of the new law against operating an unauthorized UAC simulation on the Internet.

Come on, we all know that the FAA is tirelessly working to keep all flight paths safe for Amazon Prime Air.