I had thought I failed my last test but instead I got a 96.5%  Woo Hoo!  Now I can fulfill my dream of becoming a scientist and joining the Nero Institute (http://nero-online.org/).

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Fuck you, my friends...

I was going to do the "12 Days of Goatse" but I FAILED IT!

Reprinted below:

I FAILED IT!

Today I was taking a final exam. We ran out of time and many of us were still taking the test. My teacher gruffly took my test and exclaimed, "YOU FAIL IT"! We all were taken aback by his manner. After that he said, "You must be new here! I, for one, welcome our failing student overlords." and then he showed us his Goatse and left us mortified. He laughed and walked away saying, "In Soviet Russia, Student fails YOU"!

One of my classmates, an especially sick fuck, shouted, "Wow! Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those things"!

In related news, I just heard some sad news on talk radio - anus stretcher, Goatse was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details yet. I'm sure we'll all miss him, even if you weren't a fan of his work there's no denying his contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

1. Take class over next semester (I wonder what the SCO licensing fees are for one of these?)
2. ???
3. Profit!

BSD is dying...you insensitive clod...

Oh well, at least we have little more Natalie Portman a little more (& then less) of that white outfit on Natalie Portman

Check out this website: Natalie Portman, Unofficial Site

Oh, I failed it! Now what do I do?! Now I won't be able to get a good job! Now the only thing I will be able to say is, "Do you want fries with that?"

12 Days of Goatse

Hello fellow Trolls and SlashFucks. This year I decided to get into the Goatse spirit for the holidays!

I will be posting verses in Slashdot so we can all remember the true reason for the season of Goatse. If you want, you can bring the family together and make some hot cocoa and sing along! I hope you can all get involved in the Goatse cheer!

Here goes...
On the first day of Goatse, my true love gave to me, a Goatse in a pear tree!

Keep your eyes open, more to follow. Goatse fun for everyone!

Man, now that I am in "Terrible" karma land my insightful posts hold no credibility. I had to post this as an A.C. to even fool anyone to click the link. I can't believe I had to post as an A.C. (Oh, and credit goes out to this individual for being a genius. I really obtained the link from him. Give the man a hand.)

You see other than posting as an A.C. to trick people to click your link when you have terrible karma, A.C. posts just piss me off. If you are going for Fr0st P1st, don't you want everyone to know it was you? I sure do. So all you faggot A.C.'s out there, why don't you fucking get a login so I can add you to my friends list?

To anyone reading this, FUCK YOU. OMG I LOVE TEH SPOKE!

Anyone who claims to like The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions is obviously a troll (or at least pushing flamebait). While the first movie was perhaps brilliant, the rest of the movies have been the worst pieces of crap I have seen in a while.

Another movie that made me feel like I had wasted the past 2 hours of my life was Batman 2. That was awful.

So if you loved Matrix Revolutions, go out and buy Batman 2 on DVD. Perhaps that routine entertainment fodder will entertain you.

What Might UserLinux Look Like?

Well I'll tell you fucks what a Linux User looks like:

• Fat
• Huge, dirty beard
• ill-fitting "Lord of the Rings" T-Shirt
• Thick glasses that compare to the Hubble Telescope
• Very pale from too many lame LAN parties
• carpel-tunnel syndrome from posting to Slashdot too much

Hey all you fucks. I am just here at Slashdot for the trolls. If I put you down as a friend, you are indeed a fucking troll, you fucking son of a bitch.

You see, I love trolls. I am an aspiring troll myself. My entire subnet was blocked from making comments because of "too many 'bad' comments". Bullshit.

If you support the cause, add me as a friend!

i LOVE ALL TROLLS. i HOPE TO SEE MANY MORE TROLLS OF FUCKDOT IN THE COMING MONTHS.