Fundamentally, science is about factual observation and "logical" reasoning.

Not the way I do it.

But seriously, the fact that an attempt to hold video game journalists to an ethical standard...

Hey look, I got one!

Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. At 1:35 A.M. Eastern time it runs out of disk space and crashes horribly

And the developers promise a Day One patch and announce DLC.

Machines have a history of blowing up or falling apart, but not of becoming evil and maniacal murderers.

I don't know if you ever had to change the RAM in an older Dell computer, but one nearly bit my hand off.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm living in a computer simulation being run on a computer. And I'm starting to get the feeling that it's a poorly optimized console port from Ubisoft.

I blame ethics in game journalism. Because bitches, man....

How long will it be before "scientists" say exactly the opposite again?

I've lived long enough to see everything become unhealthy and then healthy and then unhealthy again. And it's always based "on science".

The fact is, everything will kill you. That's why I only eat bacon, chocolate ice cream and bourbon whiskey. I may start smoking again, just to be ahead of the curve.

So, you're telling me the $300 I paid to the Journal of Experimental Onanism to publish my findings was a waste of money?

Damn. I've already printed up my CV and that paper is at the top of my list of publications. I suppose I should have been suspicious when I saw that the editors that were assigned to peer review my paper were Jack Meihoff and Richard Gazinya.

Yeah, what's up with that? I usually see at least a half-dozen JEs from you ever week. They're my excuse for drinking early.

$450 million is nothing to Apple. They find that much under the cushions on the sofas in the Apple lounge. They spend more than that every week on KY and poppers.

Yeah, me too.

I'm pretty sure a DS is sort of an updated version of one of these things:

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/sli...

I already know what I'm gonna do with mine.

Boom, motherfuckers.

I can't speak to the accuracy of your argument or your citation, because I just don't know, but out of admiration, I'm going to end every one of my Thanksgiving political discussions with family members with "Boom, motherfuckers."

This isn't so crazy.

I know for a fact that having a hot girl blow on my dice helps me make that eight the hard way.

I bought my XBox 360 for a third of that 4 years ago, it runs at 1920x1080.

No, it doesn't.

The native resolution of the XBox 360 is 720p. It can be upscaled to 1080i, but it's nowhere near as good as native 1080p.

Plus, Dragon Age Inquisition (the subject of this article) is not even available for XBox 360 and even on a brand new XBox One, it maxes out at 900p.