If you've got time to nap, you've got time for more work.

But if there was some PSA at the beginning of the video, wouldn't people simply edit it to chop that off, then redistribute it?

Then it would accomplish little.

My home town only has one traffic light (and didn't get a left turn lane until after I moved away). I wonder what sort of damage hackers could do with that... Chaos where US 101 meets highway 34....

Yeah, that's why I always stick my phone inside an empty potato chip bag when I'm talking to someone...

Time flies like an arrow, magnetized fruit flies like a banana.

Not only is it classier, but now serving your potato chips in a nice bowl is more secure.

Can you make smoke come of it by saying that everything you say is a lie?

In the future they'll just turn it into low rent housing anyway.

640 kilograms ought to be enough for anyone.

It looks like they took that power on July 5th.

It is if they spend too much time gulping Mountain Dew and scarfing down Cheetos while playing MUDs in the garden...

Is data mining patients done under local or general anesthetic?

I've had my Windows 8 desktop machine for almost a year now. I tried the touchscreen a few times early on, but I haven't touched it in seven or eight months. There's no need.

In fact, unlike my other touch devices, with hardware and software from other manufacturers, whatever font or display choices Microsoft and Dell made, smudges make it really hard to read the text underneath.

So... Hands off! No touching my screen!

Sure there is... It's that my boss gives me money every couple of weeks to do my programming work in it, because his customers use it, and most of his customers' customers use it.

Well good luck changing that... I only know one princess and she's a mean, nasty horrible woman.

Actually, she's not a princess anymore, not after India's Independence did away with royalty. She was born a princess of some royal house in Rajasthan just before that. Now she's horribly bitter that she isn't "someone" anymore...