Isn't this Apple? Shouldn't that be "The whole thing seems slightly FRUITY to me."?

fishy?....isn't this Apple? Shouldn't it be "fruity"?

...that some deranged turd will use WHATEVER weapon he can get his hands on to do WHATEVER he wants...
outlaw guns, use knives
outlaw/outtax knives, use baseball/cricket bats
outlaw bats, use rutabagas
You can never prevent crime, just certain tools used to accomplish it. Even if they have to resort to bare handed strangulation, that's what they'll do....