Journal Journal: Drinking Games 1
Okay, you are now a member of the century club. It was easy, right? Well, gather some freinds for a game of Asshole. Asshole is a easy game to master. A deck of cards is divided among all the players. The importance of cards goes from king to the lowest at ace. Card 2 is important because it resets the number on the table to zero. Okay, this is how it is played. A card is placed down. The next person has to put a card of a higher value down. If you do not have a card of a higher value, you have to take a drink and pass your turn. The card 2 resets the number back to 0, like a get out of jail card. The first one who gets rid of his cards is the winner and president. The second person out is the vice president. Then the various ministers. Last person out is the asshole. In any game, a president can make everyone else drink. The VP can also make everyone else drink, except the president. The asshole can not make anyone drink. The asshole also has to clean the table and buy new beer for everyone.
Okay, but I have no friends, what drinking games can I play? Well, do you have a TV? Cause here is a great drinking game to play while watching the Dukes of Hazzard.
Round one (take one drink whenever the following happens):
- Bo leaves the keys to the General Lee in the car and it gets stolen.
- Boss Hogg makes a reference to money.
- Boss Hogg tries to frame the Dukes for something they didn't do.
- The name "Cooter" is mentioned.
- A door falls off a car. Two if it's a police car.
- A car chase occurs.
- A car jumps something.
- Boss Hogg is eating. Two if Rosco tries to take Boss Hoggs food.
Round two (take two drinks if the following happens):
- Anyone claims to know a shortcut
- Uncle Jesse has to be helped getting in and out of the General Lee
- Uncle Jesse says over the CB "Shepard to Lost Sheep".
- A sherrif from another county is involved in the plot, three if it's the sherrif from Chickasaw County.
- Bo and Luke trick Enos or Rosco into letting them out of jail.
- There is a pair of crooks, one being the brains and the other the brawn.
- A jump scene is stopped midway for a commercial.
Round Three (finish off the bottle):
- Daisy Duke appears in her "Daisy Dukes" and you get an ass shot.
- An attractive woman other than Daisy appears in Hazzard County.
But I'm an intellect and I don't watch the Dukes of Hazzard. There is a game for you too. Beer Chess. It is played just like a normal game of chess, but every time you lose a pawn, you take a drink. Lose a knight or bishop, take two drinks. Lose a rook, take three drinks. Lose your queen, finish the bottle.
I might add a few more games here if I see any responses.