His programmer had doubts, saying that the scraping and linking work he was doing was of limited value and had no commercial prospects. As he wrote in an e-mail:
People are now unreachable unless you have a prior relationship and they expect you to call them.
Good.
How do you find the phone number of your neighbor with a spotlight aimed at your window at 2:00 AM?
I'd put a towel in front of the window, go to sleep and talk to him about it in the morning.
I didn't see a single thing in your examples that led me to believe a printed phonebook is necessary. The world will be so much better off without such printed phonebooks.
Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.