How about "Keep Pass" with an economical savings of an extraneous "p"?

I think someone in the development team accidentally changed the build number to be the first number of the version instead of the last. Marketing found out and so they were forced to go forward with that scheme.

When the shareholders see their investment withering on the vine, then yes, losing 0.2% customer base per quarter starts to look like a slow downward slide into bankruptcy on the shareholder reports.

They don't have to be. They're on the network and the user presumably has at least one other computer which does have internet access. Most likely that computer connects to the print server, which could be a vector for infection.

Steal their wallet?

It's not really that simple. There are many strains of HIV and it is generally advisable to avoid exposure to other strains if you are already HIV+. Treating one strain may be manageable, but when you have multiple strains, there are fewer treatment options and the ones that exist are less effective.

I wonder what percentage of 4G phone owners living in area WITH "4G" coverage think they have 4G service?

Because some of us want the buzz without having to drink gallons of beer!

Personally I prefer Blue Moon because it's smooth and sweet without the horrible bitterness and aftertaste I associate with most other beers. Then again I'm not a big beer drinker, so maybe that's why I like it.

Not only that, but the regulations of Slashdot itself, regarding the reading of TFA, have also been violated. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

African or European?

Just like the Zune!

I'm guessing the GP is referring to Hamas in Palestine.

Google has had this functionality for a few months now. You have to log in to your Google (or Gmail) account and it will allow you to filter results exactly the way you describe.

What makes you think that those consequences are unintended?