TSA Public Relations representative Grebnedlog released the following statement regarding the incident: "We look for things. Things we need. Things that make us go. We need help. We look for things."

TSA Enforcement Officer Mongo added, "Mongo like candy."

You have been drinking your whiskey from Kentucky!

Nonsense. A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

Pernicious nonsense! The Windows Store is literally bursting with a plentiful selection of fart apps to meet all of your audio-flatulent requirements:

Fart soundboard
Fart 101:101 Fart Sounds
Fart Shizzle
Fart Machine
FartApp
Girl Farts
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Fart Attack!
iFart
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Fart_sounds
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iLast Farted
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The Fartmon
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Fartfx
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Biological Piano

According to Jean-Paul Sartre, "Hell is other people." It stands to reason that if you want to fully experience Hell in Diablo III, it must be played multiplayer.

Establishing drug legislative policy requires a joint effort between the states and the federal government, especially when reefering to marijuana, instead of this state-by-state grass roots effort. It’s high time that they hashed these problems out. Still, it's nice to see that Eric Holder is willing to be blunt about this issue instead of just blowing smoke. He understands that we'ed all be better off with this decision.

We just need to except that their are to many people which would of used the word "loose" when their suppose too use "lose".

You read the sentence. You must now save vs. stupid or temporarily lose 1d4 intelligence.

cogeek is absolutely correct. Car and guns are both responsible for tens of thousands of deaths every year, and they should be treated similarly. Because they are inherently dangerous, cars should require a license to own and operate. Same for guns. To get that license, you should be required to take a safety course to demonstrate that you understand the risks of using a car, and know how to use one safely. Same for guns. The sale of cars should be regulated, with titles of ownership that would require a notary witness to transfer ownership to another person. Same for guns. Cars should require a key to operate them, so some random person can't walk up and steal your car, or use your car without you knowing about it. Same with guns. And people should not leave their keys in their car locks when not in use. Same with guns.

Cars and guns should both be legal, but reasonably regulated to minimize deaths caused by their use.

I'm glad we see eye to eye on this issue cogeek.

BTW, I am a car owner, and a gun owner.

He didn't say watches are useless. He said no one wears them anymore. The last time I wore a watch was sometime in the 90s.

Calculators are very useful. How many people do you know (other than engineering students) who carry a calculator in their pocket?

IANAL

Stupid enough to post about the Tax Report article in the Dead Lab Mice discussion?

The article failed to mention that the cages of Algernon and Jonathon were found vacant.

Based on historical data, the correct answer is 'no'.
Source: Betteridge's law of headlines

Microsoft needs to succeed in the smartphone market, so it's essential that they emphasize the phone capabilities in their product names. With this in mind, the GUI name should be:

"Phone Phone Phone Phone Phone Phone Phone Windows 8 Phone Phone Outlook XBox Phone Phone Phone Bing Phone Phone GUI and Phone."

Lovely Phone. Wonderful Phone.