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Journal Journal: Giving (people) a piece of my mind 1

OK. Go to Cox High Speed Internet Customer Support in Mozilla, Opera, Lynx, Konqueror, anything without an IE User-Agent.

Yeah.

So I spend about thirty minutes of my time writing an email to some poor schmuck in Cox tech support about this problem:

$> telnet pop.east.cox.net 110
+OK InterMail POP3 server ready.
user bersl2
+OK please send PASS command
pass ********
-ERR account is currently inactive.

and three hours of my time writing an email to some poor schmuck in Cox tech support about the first problem.

Oooh, for the first two hours I was furious: I wanted to accuse Cox of accepting money from Billy G. and sexual favors from Stevie B. I actually did cool off at the end and merely call their web admins complete idiots for not being able to tell Apache 1.x.xx how to send a .shtml file as MIME type text/html rather than text/plain; and instead of fixing the problem themselves, blocking everybody whose browser doesn't fuck things up.

That is all.

UPDATE: Did I just bitch, and things happened? Holy fuck. This has to be a coincidence...

It's funny.  Laugh.

Journal Journal: Hahaha! Sound the dumbass alarm! 1

My sister and six other high school freshmen girls are in the room above me. Several are buzzed, and two are absolutely wasted.

My dad has put the Fear Of God(tm) into my sister for doing this (i.e., not telling him she planned a sleepover and going to a party he didn't know about). He's not mad, because she's trying her best to keep them under control, but that's a hopeless proposition.

One of them is (supposedly; I haven't been up there) passed out in my sister's tub, on her side lest we also have a stiff on our hands...

(Oh, BTW, Lynx is wonderful and all, but I'm seriously pissed at it, right now. God damn back arrow...)

OK, I don't know WTF they are doing up there, but the whole house is shaking for a moment every 5 sec. Updates tomorrow about the hangovers!

P.S.: I they all left before I woke up. Nobody died, and nobody puked.

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Journal Journal: Next on the (s)hitlist...

Mmm... Senior Humanities... the grand-daddy of all grab bag classes...

The running jokes of our class include:

So, yeah... Just so you understand, we covered 1853-1903 Europe and America

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Journal Journal: OK I'm feeling much better now...

Had 4-hour Calculus exam today, after spending all of the past two days being either angsty or moving my shit around. Was fun.

I spend 30 minutes trying to solve this bizzatch by hand:

1 + x(sin x) + (ln x)(cos x) = 0

only to find out that we could use calculators to approximate. Aw, fuck!

The Almighty Buck

Journal Journal: there ain't no justice

there ain't no justice in this world save vengance.
that which hurts me shall be destroyed.
i must mame and pillage.

daddy, mommy, i hate you
because i'm not ready yet
what don't you understand
IM NOT READY YET

but you don't care

i wont let you destroy my world
i'll destroy it myself

i have a baseball bat in my hand
i shall put a hole through this wall
i have a marker in my hand
i shall put hate everywhere
i have matches in my hand
i shall burn the place down
let them fuck themselves over the ashes of the act of sale!

they are savages, and they know not what they do
but I DONT KARE!

"Pack your stuff, we're going to the hotel room now."
I'M NOT READY!

Daddy, mommy: moving Hitlers are you.
Daddy, mommy, you bastards! I'm through.

Announcements

Journal Journal: By, um, popular demand 1

[cue fanfare]

Before I do this, I really want to explain a few things:

  • Palladium is, of course, what this poem is really about.
  • A level up from that, it's a conglomeration of rants, some of which I myself wouldn't rant about.
  • Superficially, this poem is about pencils and pencil erasers. You won't know what I'm talking about if you haven't used such a pencil. It's a personal pet peeve.
  • As always, YMMV. Some people liked it; you don't have to.
  • Finally, I kinda like this one. Therefore, this work is copyrighted to me, bersl2. You may redistribute this poem verbatim, so long as I am the attributed author. All other rights are granted by fair use. In summary: MEH!

Pencils

What's the point of going to school without a pencil?
Such awful things I'll write

Lunch is for eating, fallen behind
Didn't do work this morning; I have no time

Must shame be so much pain

I must apologize for these
Problems I am having with pencils.
I have brought none with me.

The library provides some for
                Students to sign-out books.
Ripe for an "extended" loan.

No one's at the desk, therefore
                        I walk up, scribble something, walk away.
Need, ignore tiny Paranoia:

Or is it guilt?
        return to my desk.
Shining paper lay in front of me
Open for exploitation by

Thief!
        look at this particular pencil when about to begin
It's brand-new, school yellow---
An intriguing play upon my
Flesh and the table---
(It's rather informative: Name of
Corporation Name of Country of Origin Made
From Recycled Material Environmentally-Friendly)
As it now flips in my fingers
It feels like a broad sword.
However sleek and glistening it looks, instead
Snags on own skin, a splinter

Scurrilous scoundrel!
You ingrate! I offer my
Services, and this is what I get?
Restore me, for indeed: am I that imperfect?
        have now something written detestably
Without an eraser. This is not an eraser at the end.
This is a useless piece of plastic.

I cannot undo my mistake.
I try without regard; but the black lead smears to smut.

My god, what have I done?

The pencil is flung against the outside wall and lands in the grass
It's such an inconsequential thing---this pencil
The pencil lands in the grass and is stomped upon
No reason---is there?---any at all?---in breaking pencils

Especially if you're dissatisfied with its "services" and you try to go back
But it doesn't let you?

The pencil ruined my afternoon
I never did my work it wouldn't let me
The tools of knowledge and art ought to be
Left alone by abusive forces of power
Comforting and not unwieldy
Under the control of creativity---in a word

free

Random thoughts:

Stallman-esque, dontcha think? Especially the last part.

This and other poems are a relic from my uber-depressed period. The work described is my school work. Failing school was fun, back in the day...

Posting this gimme the jibblies...

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Journal Journal: For the next two days, I am not going to be a geek. 4

Gator balls, gator balls,
We have them!
 
Big as coconuts
To help us swim!
 
When we win, you will see,
Yours are as small as BLACK-EYED PEAS!

That's right folks. From the moment I post this entry, for two whole days, I shall not consider myself a geek; I shall instead be a swimmer.

It shall start with my body. I am going to shave my body from ankles to head (minus the pubic areas, mind you). Then I shall go to school and be mindless for several classes, since all I'll be able to focus on is the upcoming meet.

After completing this, I shall eat a small lunch consisting of some granola bars; anything more and I'll feel sick.

A bus will take us to the natatorium. Warm-ups will be at 1:30, and the meet will start at 3:00.

I will be in the breastroke leg of the 200 medley relay, the 100 butterfly, and the 100 breastroke. I must be fast in all of these races so that I may qualify in a top-8 position, which guarantees me no worse than 8th place in the finals tomorrow. Upon completion, I shall go home and prepare for the finals the next day, and a repetition of schedule.

My school is, according to the initial seeds, 32 points behind the 1st place school. Since we have fewer swimmers than them, we MUST move up in position.

I don't know why I'm sharing this with you. I guess it's because this is one of the few times my geek removes itself and the aggressive competitor in me is revealed.

Wireless Networking

Journal Journal: And there was much rejoicing!

Just got hold of my new D-Link DWL-G650 wireless networking card. The wireless router is still en route, so I'll have to test the card at school. Mark my words: one of these days, I'm going warchalking.

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Journal Journal: Only a few hours...

...and then...

AGE OF FRIGGIN' MAJORITY!!!

Eighteen long years... not that anything's gonna change; I already pr0n it up... and everything else either requires others' consent (i.e., sex) which, as a geek, I'll never get. Or, I have no interest in anything else.

The Almighty Buck

Journal Journal: The New Color of Money(TM)

Why must the US Government feel the need to advertise the new $20 bill? Furthermore, why is it "Safer. Smarter. More secure."? To instill confidence in the dollar for foreign investors? To protect us against terrorists using our money? It make no sense. Does anybody have anything to say about this?

It's funny.  Laugh.

Journal Journal: I am the uber-geek.

I have the m4d g33k sk1llz to post a journal entry to /. WHILE participating in a swim meet. w00t!

OK byebye now.

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Journal Journal: Day of Atonement 1

I just got back from Yom Kippur services. As I'm sitting there, reflecting on bad things that I have done and that others have done, I think of all the sin that has occured both online and the world of technology. Thus, in my current religious mood, I submit this plea to Slashdot, that we all amend our ways:

Avinu Malkeinu[1], please forgive me for all my transgressions committed online. Please forgive my illegal downloading and sharing of music, movies, anime, and warez. Please forgive me for my use of pr0n, bestiality, and hentai. Please forgive my 1337ness when it becomes excessive. Please forgive me for being spiteful to trolls, flamebaiters, and ACs. Please forgive me for wishing destruction upon people and organizations whom I hate, including (but not limited to) Bill Gates and Microsoft, Darl McBride and SCO, Hilary Rosen and the RIAA, Jack Valenti and the MPAA, and their associated lobbists and laws passed on their behalf.

Furthermore, I wish that all whom I have mentioned see the error in their ways, as I have mine, and that they change them (though to be fair, I'm probably not changing mine ;-D ). For as I have affirmed in services, "it is not the death of sinners that You seek, but that they should repent their ways."

Lastly, I pray for all those who have become martyrs by the acts of evil businesses and governments. May political, economic, and social justice be the ultimate result of their sacrifices.

Amen.

[1] Hebrew for "our father, our king," a term used to describe God from Rosh Hashanah to Yom Kippur.

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