Journal: I HATE people like this

I took my dog for a walk this morning and had some asshat come screaming out of his house, as my dog crapped on the little strip of grass between the sidewalk and the road.

He apparently intended to try to FIGHT me because I didn't pick up the crap.

Just so you know people, I never will. Don't bother threatening, don't call the homeowner's association. Just shut up, wait two days, and it will dry out and disappear.

And then get a life.