Comment Neil the nitpicker (Score 1) 438
"This construction would not be physically possible in real life," Neil deGrasse Tyson grumbled, as he slid to square 5 in Chutes & Ladders.
(credited to @drewtoothpaste)
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.