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PHP: A language designed by a noob for boobs
> Lisp is perfect for you.
We're not talking about other languages. We're talking about how fucked up PHP is.
> it's not like the interpreter is making arbitrary decisions
Counter-example:
if( true OR false ) echo "1st true\n";
// OK
if( false OR true ) echo "2nd true\n";// OK
$bar = true;
$foo = false;
$wat = $bar OR $foo;
echo $wat."\n"; // OK: 1
if( $wat ) echo "wat = T|F\n";
$wat = $foo OR $bar;
echo $wat."\n"; // WAT? doesn't print?
if( false OR $bar ) echo "F | bar\n";// OK
if( $foo OR $bar ) echo "foo | bar\n";// OK
if( $wat ) echo "wat = F|T\n";// WAT? doesn't print?
var_dump( false OR true );// OK: bool(true)
$wat = false OR true;
var_dump( $wat );// WAT? bool(false)
Is to too much for the fucking language to just work ?
Oh wait, I forgot this was a:
Phucked-Up:
Hopeless-beyond-repair
Piece-of-Shit
"programming" language. That explains it!
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Let's talk about a language for noobs designed by a boob:
var_dump( foo );
// OK: string(3) foo
var_dump( int );// WAT: Parse error
var_dump(/**/int);// WAT? string(3) "int"
> from some ideology that isn't based in rational discourse.
Only in a brain-dead language can you do stupid shit like this:
echo int
."\n"; // OK: int
echo (int) int."\n"; // WAT? 0
var_dump( (int) int );// WAT? int(0)
echo (foo)."\n"; // OK: foo
echo (int)."\n"; // WAT: Parse error
var_dump( foo );// OK: string(3) "foo"
var_dump( int );// WAT: Parse error
You PHP / Javascript apologists crack me up.
> You say zero and 0 and "0" the same.
No, not me, I'm only listing PHP's stupidity.
Here is a table showing how PHP's == operator is completely fucked up
http://habnab.it/php-table.htm...
Of Javascript is just as retarded
https://dorey.github.io/JavaSc...
That's a great list!
Analysis of the PHP source code, showing some of the ways PHP is fucked up and hopeless beyond repair:
Only a fanboy makes excuses for why they are too blind to see the many ways it is broken. PHP was designed and developed by a complete fucktard. Let's look at some code
php -a
echo true . "\n";
echo false . "\n";// wat
echo TRUE . "\n";
echo FALSE . "\n";// wat
Note: The online manual is completely useless:
* true http://php.net/manual-lookup.p...
* false http://php.net/manual-lookup.p...
* TRUE http://php.net/manual-lookup.p...
* FALSE http://php.net/manual-lookup.p...
More stupid shit PHP does
if( 1 == "1" ) echo "ok!\n";
if( 0 == "0" ) echo "ok!\n";
if( "0" ) echo "nope\n";
if( "00" ) echo "wat\n";
if( "-0" ) echo "wat\n";
if( "0.0" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == "" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == " " ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == " wat" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == "\t" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == "\r" ) echo "wat\n";
if( 0 == "\n" ) echo "wat\n";
In what bizarro universe would this stupid shit make _any_ sense??
PHP is just as bad as Javascript's == operator. If you are just going to force people to use === for type safety, then _maybe_ you just rethink what the equality operator is _supposed_ to do.
... then it most certainly is.
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