Not a huge fan of this origin story. I'm personally waiting for the Brian Singer reboot.

No kidding. If they mismatch impedances, the eye's on those potatoes will close.

As long as you have enough space in your creep colonies...

We read the article, just not before we comment. Usually I middle-click to open the article in a new tab, then read the comments. That way I know which parts of the article to indignant about when I get to them.

I believe that set is disjoint with the set of all instagram users.

Apparently, you need to put a magic word "porn" in your search query.
'blowjobs' gives you the results you saw
'blowjobs porn' gives exclusively the results you were looking for.

At least the rest of us aren't making inappropriate penis jokes.

Wrinkles, like hair, are a conserved quantity.
Everybody knows that as you get older, hair travels from the top of your head and starts coming out of your nose and ears.
In much the same way, wrinkles travel out of your brain and collect on your face and neck. By the time you reach your 80s, your face looks like something out of a movie adaptation of a Stephen King novel, but that brain inside is smooth as a baby's bottom.

It's not purely functional unless it's written in Haskell.

I would share my method, but it only works for a spherical turkey in a vacuum.

I want to go through one of the scanners right now. Just to show the TSA how happy I am :)

When people predicted "The Singularity" I always assumed it would be some sort of emergent intelligence in complex systems. Not a pseudo-sentient bureaucrat that shits TPS reports. May god have mercy on us all...

As long as the exotic matter isn't made of midichlorians, we can still be friends.

Can't do that. Corporations are people too. Preventing them from trading would be violating their rights to freedom of speech, assembly, etc. /me removes tongue from cheek.

Which, btw, has led to some very odd fetishes. To this day, I can't get off unless my wife reads SCO v. IBM legal briefs to me...