"Now what is illegal, thanks to President Kennedy, is for Americans to spend money there without prior authorization from the US Department of Treasury"

Does buying your all inclusive vacation package in Canada count as spending money there?

It works so well with currently illegal drugs.

But who will benefit, apart from the mule himself/herself?

Solve the problem of motivating someone to do your will after you're dead.

in the form of a vaccine?

because I got tired of waiting for the mission creator.

"I think he was right, the leaks carry more weight with a name behind them"

I think he should have used a cool-sounding pseudonym, like Deep Throat

He was paraphrasing former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien:
"It's going to be really hard to purchase handguns. Why buy machine guns or nuclear armaments for pleasure? They're dangerous, and when they're lying around the house, children might get their hands on them."

anyone would beat the Duke Nukem Forever record

right? Right?

Just imagine what a Volkswagen Beetle of current could do.

it does not smell enough like money, so you will definitely stay single if you wear it.

Rewatch the movies from the point of view that the machines are the good guys, and the "free" humans are the bad guys.

It's a whole other story.

"Except, why would a machine intelligence want to enslave us? For me that was the biggest gaping plot hole in The Matrix."

My take on it is that the slavery angle is human propaganda.

The war ruined the planet and threatened to rob the machines of their purpose, that is to serve humans.

So they created the Matrix to prevent humans from going extinct and leaving the machine world without any reason to exist.

I saw a half-dead coyote this morning in the other lane.

There's nothing worse than seeing an animal suffer, even if that animal is considered by many to be vermin.