You say that like it's a bad thing.

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/66591-all-right-said-susan-i-m-not-stupid-you-re-saying-humans

Goddammit, if I weren't already ideologically minded, I would despise conservatives for their crimes against the english language.

When the best you can manage is passive-aggressive solipsism and intentionally petrified bawdy humour, PUT THE KEYBOARD DOWN.

Another fucking coder thinks the right side of his brain is worth a damn...

Which is all well and good, but we'll never achieve our own godhood just lolling about in the sunshine.

I got no problem with the concept of civilization being built upon blood and bones, I just don't see it as the ultimate evil. Close, but no cigar.

Garth Ennis, in one of his comics, had it as having to take care of 72 screaming babies.

Seriously, it's like I have to do all the work around here.

Fuck, that's even more of a stretch than the one about Jesus loving the second amendment.

Socialism is a farce used to herd people?

Why you talking shit about Jesus?

then got distracted looking for back issues of "King" Magazine.

I hear that! Makes you ashamed you ever looked at a Playboy cover.

Christ, but you're a lazy cunt.

LOL, check out the noob who's only just discovered kickbacks!

Here, let me be helpful: If this animates you so, take aim at some of your local critters. They're just as corrupt, but a lot easier to take out.

Hey man, don't be shy. Go ahead and pimp your book as well. I mean, there's no videos of cats or pictures of food here, so we're here for the words, right?

"Emails Show Cozy Government-Insurer Alliance, Expectation of Bailout."

How the fuck is that news?

Why can't we have both?

The "Corporations iz peeple" conflict has lasted far longer than any of those wars you mentioned.

And I'd happily plunk down a slashdot sub on a bet saying it's cost more as well.

"What the fuck did I do?"