Captain Splendid - Slashdot User

Comment Re:What? No Rachmaninoff? (Score 1) 8

by Captain Splendid on Monday January 19, 2015 @05:39PM (#48852163) Attached to: (not trolling) MUSIC -- For the AC Fan of mine...

That was a slap?

Comment Re:What? No Rachmaninoff? (Score 1) 8

by Captain Splendid on Monday January 19, 2015 @01:52PM (#48850749) Attached to: (not trolling) MUSIC -- For the AC Fan of mine...

oh fuck me you took it seriously

Comment What? No Rachmaninoff? (Score 1) 8

by Captain Splendid on Monday January 19, 2015 @12:29PM (#48850099) Attached to: (not trolling) MUSIC -- For the AC Fan of mine...

You fucking peasant.

Comment Re:Don't worry (Score 1) 31

by Captain Splendid on Sunday January 18, 2015 @02:36PM (#48845603) Attached to: More Guns Get You What, Now?

Commies

Which ones? I have a plethora to choose from.

Comment Re:Waiting for Republicans to come in and defend t (Score 1) 316

by Captain Splendid on Saturday January 17, 2015 @12:27AM (#48836825) Attached to: Eric Holder Severely Limits Civil Forfeiture

Yup. As has been said elsewhere, anyone honestly think President Romney would have done this?

Comment Re:One word (Score 1) 4

by Captain Splendid on Tuesday January 13, 2015 @06:16PM (#48806863) Attached to: WTF, Notch?

Good thing I lost mine a couple decades before that, otherwise I'd be fucked (metaphorically speaking of course).

Comment One word (Score 1) 4

by Captain Splendid on Tuesday January 13, 2015 @03:35PM (#48805415) Attached to: WTF, Notch?

Freedom.

Comment Re:That's revolutionary (Score 1) 363

by Captain Splendid on Monday December 29, 2014 @06:20PM (#48692419) Attached to: Trees vs. Atmospheric Carbon: A Fight That Makes Sense?

I just really liked the idea of building houses out of chairs :)

Comment Re:That's revolutionary (Score 2) 363

by Captain Splendid on Monday December 29, 2014 @01:19PM (#48690225) Attached to: Trees vs. Atmospheric Carbon: A Fight That Makes Sense?

Dude, with 2800 chairs per person, I could build every man woman and child a chairhouse, guest chairhouse, summer chairhouse and chairhouse cabin.

And still have enough chairs left to build a full suite of chairfurniture for each one.

Journal Journal: Where were we? 11

Journal by Captain Splendid on Friday December 12, 2014 @04:49PM

Ah yes, we've just completed the boring off-year political cycle, which means it's time for the billion dollar roller coaster ride that is the quadrennial US presidential contest.

Comment Re:Gawd, I love that man (Score 1) 95

by Captain Splendid on Friday December 12, 2014 @10:36AM (#48580973) Attached to: Dick "Smitty" Cheney

And Biden is every bit as 'evil' as Cheney.

Fuck me, I knew you were clueless, but comparing Biden to Cheney is like comparing a Storm Trooper to the Emperor himself.

Hang your head in shame.

Comment Gawd, I love that man (Score 1) 95

by Captain Splendid on Thursday December 11, 2014 @11:27AM (#48572561) Attached to: Dick "Smitty" Cheney

He's the godfather of #YOLO.

Comment Re:Are you a 'liberal'? (Score 1) 22

by Captain Splendid on Tuesday December 02, 2014 @11:01AM (#48506251) Attached to: President Lawnchair in Cartoons, again

You know what? I understand how you feel, I really do.

Call me in 10 years, see how you feel then.

Comment Re:Are you a 'liberal'? (Score 1) 22

by Captain Splendid on Monday December 01, 2014 @11:18AM (#48497389) Attached to: President Lawnchair in Cartoons, again

Man, fuck off with that "No true Scotsman" bullshit.

Comment Re:My interpretation (Score 1) 36

by Captain Splendid on Thursday November 27, 2014 @03:01AM (#48472587) Attached to: Kevlar Kandidate Kicks Himself

That you have shitty taste in music comes as no surprise.

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