Wouldn't cordless phones solve the bell problem?

Considering the fucking lawyers will get most of that settlement

Depends what agreement the clients signed at the beginning of the case. Which you're not privy to. And which I doubt is higher than 50%.

But yeah, lawyers are scum, that's the important takeaway here.

Yeah, because when I, and millions of regular people think 'conformity', we think gay marriage.

Now, what's the irrational part?

If gay marriage is just a symptom, and the important, terrible, horrible thing that is truly happening is yet more expansion of government power, what the fuck does gay marriage have to do with this?

Oh wait, I finished the article and followed some of his links.

Meh, he's no Alex Jones.

Take away the top 20 murderous cities, and America drops below England, for firearms fatalities!

"What have the Romans ever done for us?"

Really? It's 2104, I could find a dozen worse examples by flinging a dart out my window. Hell, even by PETA standards, this one doesn't even rank.

Tsk, tsk: It's a triumvirate of labour unions, feminist radicals and eco-freaks.

Jesus, you kids can't even get your propaganda right these days.

He damn near owns the Mexican government

Yawn.

I am not disagreeing with that in any way.

Except you are. You're still playing that fashionable "we're all sheep" routine that does as much to discourage participation in the system as any rule-flouting oligarch.

The painful truth is that the current western obsession with unrepresentative corporatist duopolies has almost nothing to do with concentrations of wealth and power, but more to do with the fact that your average human being wants to go through life with as little fuss as possible.

Up until relatively recently, the system was very good at that. Now that we're entering resource scarcity fun times, things are going to change, just not for the better.

For there to be a con game, there has to be someone running it. Plot twist: there isn't.

Maybe this will work better: You'll never go broke betting on general human stupidity and laziness.

Never attribute to conspiracy what is obviously rank fucking stupidity. You're spending too much time in JC's orbit.

Jeb can't even get nominated, and if you'd been paying attention, you'd have noticed he's acting like it. I get the sense he's actually gearing up for 2020 myself.

Up until a few months ago, it was Hillary vs Christie, but now I have no idea. At this rate, it's going to be Ryan or Cruz if the GOP still can't get its shit together.

Reminds of an old joke:

"Cthulhu."

"Gesundheit!"

Negatory. TV and newspapers have long been in the business of selling you to their advertisers. Any actual entertainment or news produced as a result is simply a happy accident.

Don't get me wrong, I'm no fb fan (don't even have an account), but bagging on them for doing what every multimedia conglomerate has been doing for decades seems a little silly.

Yeah, on his toes. Snoooooze.