Awesome sketch. Thanks for the reminder!

So, I can use this to throw virtual chairs?

That's because you can actually get some work done on a good Linux distro, instead of spending all your time rebooting and getting popups out of your face.

You'd be naive to believe they don't have a few robotic Gates' stashed away somewhere "just in case".

Don't worry. The government is too big to fail.

We're not deploying a hotfix on a production planet on my shift, dammit! You can do whatever you want after I go home though.

Five years?! Needs more torpedoes.

Slobovia is somewhere near BFE if I recall my geography correctly.

Hurrah for the Pirate King! And it is, it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Pirate King!

RP is the dog's bollocks!

The fact that English is essentially a mash-up, a hybrid language, should exclude it from accentism. Even those from the United Kingdom aren't really native English, because English itself is a rehash of old frankish, french, and god-knows-what. Those of you who speak a "real" old-world language know what I mean... English is just cobbled together. It is dominant, but that does not make it an authority.

What fact? English is neither a creole nor a pidgin. It is a Germanic language at its core syntactically, phonologically, and in its vocabulary. It still shares much in common with its past forms (including Old English a.k.a. Anglo-Saxon) and other Germanic languages (Dutch, German, Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, etc). Yes, it has many words of French and Latin origin but so do most "real Old World" languages. It has also acquired quite a few other words from various languages as appropriate for any language with an imperial legacy and diverse peoples taking it up. Further reading: History of the English Language.

You sound awfully upset about English's high standing in the world. A rather small thing to get so worked up over.

he will literally never work for more than $10 million per year again.

Those heartless board member bastards. How will the poor man ever feed his family on this measly sum?!

Now, I know most of you are thinking "why can't every day be 'Draw Mohammed Day'?", but just KNOCK IT OFF. This is why Pakistan can't have nice things.

Between a $1K house that won't stand up to future disasters and a $100K house that won't stand up to future disasters, which would you pick?

There's a version for vim as well: https://github.com/jceb/vim-orgmode