Comment This is only phase one complete... (Score 1) 208
Phase two will end up something like this: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39133
Air Force Mistakenly Transports Live Nukes Across America 898
kernel panic attack writes "Surely the late Stanley Kubrick is somewhere smiling at this one. Forbes.com has a story about a B-52 Bomber that mistakenly flew 6-nuclear tipped cruise missles across several states last week.
The 3-hour flight took the plane from Minot Air Force Base, N.D, to Barksdale Air Force Base, La., on Aug. 30.
The incident was so serious that President Bush and Defense Secretary Robert Gates were quickly informed and Gates has asked for daily briefings on the Air Force probe, said Defense Department press secretary Geoff Morrell."
Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe 864
BlueCup submits a link to an Associated Press article running in the Northwest Florida Daily News which begins "Famous astrophysicist Stephen Hawking said Thursday that the late Pope John Paul II once told scientists they should not study the beginning of the universe because it was the work of God. The British author, who wrote the best-seller 'A Brief History of Time,' said that the pope made the comments at a cosmology conference at the Vatican."
According to the article, "The scientist then joked during a lecture in Hong Kong, 'I was glad he didn't realize I had presented a paper at the conference suggesting how the universe began. I didn't fancy the thought of being handed over to the Inquisition like Galileo.'"
Journal Journal: Dates To remember:
This is useless to anyone but me:
Jan 21: ask out
Jan 26: Rachel Schmidt B-day
Feb 6: First Kiss (french), First Date with Rachel.
Feb 11: Second date with Rachel, Lose virginity, overall intresting day.
Jan 21: ask out
Jan 26: Rachel Schmidt B-day
Feb 6: First Kiss (french), First Date with Rachel.
Feb 11: Second date with Rachel, Lose virginity, overall intresting day.
Journal Journal: My Thoughts On The Second Gulf War (orig writ May 2003)
I wrote this as a comment to an ignorant troll back in may. Because I was responding to a troll, it was modded down greatly. I believe that it still has its merits, and for those that modded me down back then I now get to say "I told you so". Heh.
