You have to look at the per-copita rate of copruption. LAPD is big, but is the incident of copruption any higher?

Mannnnn, have you ever looked at your hand controller? I mean, REALLY looked at it? It's like, wait... it doesn't control MY hand. It should be called a control handler. I smell a conspiracy and it smells like pop tarts.

Which month are they going to give us?

I thought it was only a little evil bit.

Lotsa good Tuxedo browsers. Just sayin.

Helps keep my beer cold while I drink it.

Thunderbird 4 to the International Resecue!

Those holes were an early version of Windows. Every once in a while, you'd see a Blue Sea of Death.

You've got a sister?

Try IN the fridge. My remote always ends up in there.

http://www.wired.com/2013/02/b...

PowerPoint

People always talk about what's written in the Bible. All the Bibles I've seen have been printed. Haven't found any writing in any of them.

Sensible guns SHOULD be regulated. Unsensible guns should be allowed to roam free.

Honey, remember this?! It's the video you shot of me shooting videos of our kids when they were first using their cameras! No, wait, that's the video the cat took when you were shooting a video of me shooting videos of our kids when they were first using their cameras. Did you ever feed that cat?