Or the "apps" (any piece of software really) you paid for, still contains adds (here's looking at you Xbox Live)!
Sometimes really obstrusive ones.

The correct buzz term is "Early Access" and people pay lots of money for it...

I don't recognize your problem with the microUSB kabel falling out.
Occasionally I hang mine (Kindle Paperwhite 2) in the charging cable at work, and it haven't fallen out yet.

And doesn't most tablets support "holding down the power button" for hard reset, much like a power button on PC does?
Both my iPad and Nexus does.

Have you tried a Kindle Paperwhite?
Works great in both low and high light.

You just went full retard.
Never go full retard.

Most closed loop cooling systems (at least for PC) use deionized water, with added fluorescents for colour in case of transparent tubing.
AFAIK, it's also common in custom builds.

Aaaaand someone just did.

If you're swedish, where they are from, it's perfectly normal names.

What's so hard to pronounce with "Ikea"?
Seems pretty straight forward.

"I-Ke-A". More or less.

Am I the only one that got "Queen - Another one bites the dust" playing in their head right now?

Yeah, right...

Where?

Please show me, I'm serious.
I have both a PS3 and a PS4, never seen an add on the "Springboard" or whatever the hell it's called.

I've spend a lot of time with Evil Genius, usually fuelled by Whisky (Scotch master race).

Don't buy the salted bacon at the local supermarket, go to the butchers.

Well, apparently any game with a "persistent" level system is a MMO these days.